By

James Bredin

The welfare urban couch potato is not true, politicians say,

In their left wing socialist propaganda pompous way,

And even though they claim that couch potatoes don’t exist,

Nor do they even know that couch potatoes are mostly pissed.

These fat lazy irresponsible welfare types seldom move,

No rent, free parking, hydro power and nothing to pay or prove,

Welfare workers by the score look after additional needs,

Never publish the facts about any welfare inbreeds.

It’s not politically correct to even pay attention,

Because these issues are far beyond your apprehension,

Because he’s fat, lazy, irresponsible but set for life,

Told the social worker he was a nervous wreck with a wife.

The notion that a couch potato might get a job is absurd,

In his world he can act like an obnoxious little turd,

A complete lack of pride is one of his characteristics,

It doesn’t matter to him that he’s in government statistics.

Left wing hacks dare not touch this political reality,

Wouldn’t want to observe or offend socialist formality,

The under belly of society is not politically correct,

Therefore they are careful about reality and welfare project.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

By

James Bredin

Is the church comatose or just asleep; to allow these creeps?

Pedophile celibate priests by the hundreds they seem to keep,

While the faithful are all admonished to keep the faith,

None of this is allowed to be discussed in open debate.

Mary Magdalene was a hooker until nineteen sixty nine,

Until the pope decided that story was not quite genuine,

And now the scholars have found she might have been Jesus’ wife,

And all this ossuary knowledge is just now coming to life.

But the church claims that this knowledge is definitely not true,

Jesus never had a wife or son so this stuff is all askew,

And those missing Gnostic gospels are just another lie,

They don’t exist, keep the faith, don’t ask why and look up at the sky.

Did you hear about the fourteen pedophile priests in jail?

And at least another fourteen looking and trying to make bail,

And you didn’t even know this stuff and no one told you so,

Information hidden and you better kowtow.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

By

James Bredin

From the safety blanket place on their high pulpit perch,

Dressed in fancy colored vestments – pedophile priests lurch,

Are these sick souls still screaming to justify their cruel stuff?

As they claim that they’re being mistreated oddly enough.

And when accused, they’re just moved ten miles down the road,

To another parish where their past becomes a secret code,

Hypocritical organization where Cannon law is supreme,

A law unto themselves inside their conspiratorial regime.

We need another inquisition but this one to check them out,

To tell us the truth – how many pedophile priests are out and about?

Not the shrugged silence of the haughty pompous priesthood,

Callous celibates that can’t marry nice girls; is that understood?

But keep the faith they say and for god’s sake close the drapes,

Never mention pedophile stuff and especially their priestly rapes,

Was Mary Magdalene a hooker until nineteen sixty nine?

What happened to change things and is she now divine?

Sunday, March 18, 2007

By

James Bredin

The new religion of the environment has now taken hold,

Albeit a godless green religion and that’s how it is sold,

And in this religious fury, we seem to have lost direction,

Is this a major sickness or just a mild infection?

The Arctic is melting and we may all be going to hell,

Pay attention to their agenda as their prophets all excel,

And global warming may cook us as we dig snow and try to endure,

It gets hot in July and August so then we’ll know for sure.

As we search here and there for the answers or a prophet,

To lead us out of this polluted gridlock and at a profit,

They say things may change when the Leafs win the Stanley Cup,

That plus there’s not a free meal our politicians would pass up.

Friday, March 16, 2007

By

James Bredin

The tomb of the ten ossuaries was found in nineteen eighty,

Obscure knowledge that was not considered very weighty,

But now this message in a bottle from two millennia ago,

Puts us knee-deep in history and religion, so here we go.

With this ossuary cluster of well known biblical names,

Jesus son of Joseph, two Marys, Mathew, Jude and James,

Half forgotten in the archives because those names were normal,

No one got excited about this cluster so why go formal?

And the ossuaries stayed stashed for twenty five years,

 Historical secret scientific shadows mixed with sacred fears,

Where patina preserving DNA could converge with dogma,

Could this leave our bishops with a doubtful judicial enigma?

Was certain information purged from what we have been taught?

Should we even think about this history or just perish the thought?

Who will tell us what is right or who or what may have gone wrong?

Should the bible of Philip and Mary Magdalene be brought along?

Tuesday, March 13, 2007