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Secret Canadian Conservative Poetry
Tuesday February 13, 2007

By
James Bredin
Hundreds of ghettos, called enclaves, are now spread all around,
Because of proud multicultural policies of renown,
That Trudeau and Chretien together thought would be great,
In their Charter without referendum, property rights or debate.
Those in their ghettos now stay buried in their various cultures,
Though in Paris they come out sometimes and riot like vultures,
Nor is there any integration in our multicultural streets,
No American type melting pot allowed by left-wing elites.
But Trudeau’s Charter gave rights to “EVERYONE” on the globe,
UN refugees with aids at the airports that no one dare probe,
This reality and the writing on the wall, way above our heads,
Lost long ago to our multicultural Ottawa feds.
Bragging rights at the UN in our pious pompous isolation,
No need to change a thing; no need for integration,
And the second and third generation can stay where they are,
No need to learn French, English or think that this is bizarre.
Monday, February 12, 2007 | | Posted by kilkee at 4:46 PM - | |
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Saturday February 10, 2007
Environmental Criminals
By
James Bredin
Those who make greenhouse gasses will have to be put in jail,
Put there by the inquisition of the new religion without bail,
These new commissions and agencies will have to take command,
And those who shit, piss, smoke or fart will get no bail or remand.
These criminal offences will be handled by a special court,
Bring back public hanging to encourage environmental support,
China, India, Indonesia and Brazil are all UN exempt,
The US, Russia and Australia don’t even have to attempt.
But Canada, thanks to Chretien, is in it right up to our necks,
We will send them our taxpayers’ money in very large checks,
Or maybe instead we will decide to send them buckets of cash,
We’ll have bragging rights at the UN where we can all be brash.
When the emissions are not allowed and the factories close down,
And people are unemployed by a decision from the crown,
Economic collapse doesn’t mean a thing to this cult,
No need for a referendum or recall or even to consult.
Saturday, February 10, 2007 | | Posted by kilkee at 8:23 PM - | |
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Friday February 9, 2007
By
James Bredin
With titles before and letters after their names; they should know,
How easy it is to get governments, the UN and people to kowtow,
Thirty two percent more greenhouse gasses than a few years ago,
As they stand and preach on TV and every radio show.
Our environment is going down the pipes, these do-gooders say,
Enthusiastic environmentalists screaming every day,
Like old time preachers on a pulpit as they preach about sin,
We can’t get to heaven unless we pay attention to their spin.
They speak with authority about the science of climate change,
And we’re not allowed to think that their theories might be deranged,
Human activity, they say, is the fault of it all since nineteen fifty,
Like prophets of old and no one would dare claim that they’re shifty.
Floods might appear in coastal areas along with frequent droughts,
The glaciers and the permafrost will disappear in case we have doubts,
The writing is on the wall they say and the Great Lakes will decline,
We might have to run into the woods or hide down an old mine.
The melting polar ice, the rising temperatures and the high seas,
We have to listen to these do-gooders with their mystique expertise,
We have to follow the grand UN Kyoto international plan,
Since Chretien and his left-wing Liberals signed us up to a man.
Thursday, February 08, 2007 | | Posted by kilkee at 6:50 PM - | |
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Wednesday February 7, 2007
Climate Change coming to get you
By
James Bredin
Global warming is coming to a place near you later this year,
Sincere politicians say we will still have to persevere,
As they announce the most recent polls as if they were true,
Sanctimonious screamers that do everything on cue.
Surprising how easy their stupid ideas are to sell,
The sky may fall by next year and we may have to say farewell,
We’re so lucky to have them who are able to foretell,
Temperatures will raise sky high and we may all burn in hell.
The UN Kyoto Accord is indeed the only way to go,
Reason to pompously raise taxes to a higher plateau,
Send cash to poor places in this UN international plot,
And forget that UN Saddam scandal because so few got caught.
The so called experts and the analysts from tax-fund foundations,
Announce that this could interfere with international relations,
Unless we go along with them and buy into their crazy notions,
Forget reality and pay attention to their pompous emotions.
Their new irrational political religion needs you now,
No need to think about this or to lift up your eyebrows,
No need to be unsure, doubtful, suspicious or guarded,
Just follow pompous politicians who may indeed be retarded.
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
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Tuesday February 6, 2007
Global Warming coming to you
By
James Bredin
Greenhouse gasses are coming and they’re going to get you soon,
Choke you up and lay you out at least by the next full moon,
They’ve got this Kyoto religious cult and you better join up,
Because the next inquisition, like the last, could indeed be rough.
Like all new religions, their intensity is ferocious,
Propaganda about Kyoto Accord is often atrocious,
Could climate change propaganda be worse than a communist plot?
Are they a bunch of influential crazies, who haven’t been caught?
Even the UN is on side and surely they can’t be wrong,
Remember Saddam oil-for-food scandal and they all went along,
Send money to poor places but through the UN in cash,
Foreign Aid is such a nice name for a UN Kyoto stash.
Eventually they may come and get you if you don’t obey,
Send you to their distant cold gulag away far away,
Their solutions to global warming will involve great pain,
But we have to suffer they say so that we can eventually gain.
And no one has the guts to tell them that they’re quite mad,
Politicians love to listen to themselves which can be quite sad,
With global warming we could burn to death and end up in a casket,
In the meantime, it appears we’re going to hell in a hand basket.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007 | | Posted by kilkee at 10:46 PM - | |
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