Polygamy Anyone?

 

By

 

James Bredin

 

At the moment it’s a crime in Canada to have two wives,

But times are changing fast where political correctness thrives,

And the Trudeau-Chretien Charter gives rights to “Everyone” alive,

The appointed Supreme Court is waiting for them all to arrive.

 

When polygamy is allowed next year; will it be a big hit?

What Canadian can afford to do this, even a small bit?

And two women in a small kitchen, they say, is not good,

And four fat women might not even fit; is that understood?

 

What if one woman wants a divorce; can she just up and go?

Should she go to court for some alimony dough though?

I realize that you don’t have the answers to these questions,

And of course I don’t have any advice or suggestions.

 

And what will the fierce feminists do about these decisions?

Because High Court decisions are final without revisions,

Will they demand to have three husbands each to even it up?

Hair-brained like another abortion-clinic decision matchup.

 

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

 

 

 

 

Polygamist Feminists

 

By

 

James Bredin

 

 

When polygamy finally comes to Canada maybe next year,

And men are allowed to have three or four wives without fear,

Nailed down by a future politically correct High Court judge,

Feminists should demand equality and not hold a grudge.

 

Women should have three husbands and this is not frivolity,

It’s only fair and it should be demanded for equality,

Hardly noticed amid multiculturalism and other agenda,

It will prove that Trudeau’s Charter was not just propaganda.

 

Where they wont change the Charter and everyone has rights,

No real democracy while the judges caught in the headlights,

Without referendums or recall but no one makes demands,

While Ottawa bilingual politicians send out their commands.

 

Tax and spend and shove political correctness down our throats,

Where they do anything say anything just for the sake of votes,

Or should fanatical feminists just shut up and wear a veil?

Stay docile and quiet and don’t write or even send an e-mail.

 

Sunday, January 14, 2007

 

 

By

 

James Bredin

 

If someone is eventually charged in a bigamy case,

And they get to the Supreme Court – that holy Charter place,

Where political appointees will decide about bigamy crimes,

Canadian bigamist will be set free in these strange times.

 

As the left wing praise the Trudeau/Chretien Charter of Rights,

Where international social activists have us in their sights,

Culture invasion by immigration but politically correct,

Where “EVERYONE” has rights even a terrorist suspect.

 

Claiming Charter rights and religious freedom to have three wives,

In High Court where political appointees live out their lives,

Where democracy means nothing to these lifelong appointees,

Where politically correct righteous decisions are a breeze.

 

As the dreadful Trudeau/Chretien Charter reveals once more,

Canada has radically changed from what it was before,

And democracy is a memory where the people can’t decide,

Where politicians and the people are forced to be on side.

 

And if a man is then entitled to have three women as wives,

Could women then have three husbands in order to survive?

Equal opportunity, Charter Rights and freedom of choice,

And should Canadians bow down or stand up or rejoice?

 

And the god of multiculturalism smiled and was pleased

At people who were caught in their own Charter trap and seized

By the righteous left wingers who love the United Nations

Did I upset you with these political complications?

 

And you’re not even allowed to read the writing on the wall,

Knee deep in hypocritical propaganda where we crawl,

No recall or referendums but abortion clinics here and there,

Our numbers going down and we’re not even in despair.

 

 

Saturday, January 13, 2007

 

 

By

 

James Bredin

 

Through the years foreign aid money has simply disappeared,

Billions and trillions of dollars just vanished it is feared,

And no one will admit to knowing where the money went,

Donors caught in the trap of believing the UN can’t be bent.

 

 

Foreign aid tends to end up in a warlord’s bank account,

That’s point seven of our GDP – a comparative large amount,

As their kleptocrats manipulate the incoming money,

And over there they think that this is all very funny.

 

But we’re not supposed to think that this could be serious,

And Swiss bank accounts are all hidden and mysterious,

 International socialists and activists jump up and down,

They express themselves on TV, make speeches and frown.

 

We can’t stop sending money they huff and they puff and declare,

People are sick with aids, hungry and many in despair,

We are compelled by the UN to send these foreign aid funds,

Even if we never see results and there are no refunds.

 

Because these socialists have an international agenda,

As they pompously pump out their UN pious propaganda,

Accountability and foreign aid sinkholes can’t be discussed,

Consultants are also paid big bucks and please don’t cause a fuss.

 

Friday, January 12, 2007

 

 

War and peace

 

By

 

James Bredin

 

There’s no need to justify a UN war; it just has to be done,

There’s no need to think about this because we’ve already won,

The number of dead doesn’t count because then we pull out,

And maybe, just maybe, we’ll never know what it was about.

 

It’s the economy, stupid; honest politicians might say,

Sometimes we win; sometimes we loose and then we just move away,

Through the UN we can justify a war any place, win or loose,

And at the UN, there is no disgrace and no need for an excuse.

 

And no one dare question the motives of the United Nations,

No questions please because this is international relations,

Not even Saddam’s oil-for-food scandal can be investigated,

Delay and wait and discuss and all UN wars will abate.

 

No transparency please as they talk and talk and then they delay,

Cover by calling soldiers peacekeepers and it’s all very gray,

No one, no matter how really rotten can get a UN suspension,

Dictators of the world get front and center admired attention.

 

They just call it a collective failure somewhere over there,

Failed state probably terrorist so everyone should beware,

Crimes against humanity too so the UN should take action,

Send in some of the peace keepers and get some satisfaction.

 

Wednesday, January 10, 2007